Wednesday, September 8, 2010

No wonder I look like Uncle Fester

Have you ever recorded your voice and then listened to it?  Did you think " Do I really sound like that?"  You know that old saying "The camera puts on 10 pounds..."  You look at a picture of yourself and think "Do I really look like that?"   Well, the camera used to take my picture should have been smashed in a million pieces, but it wasn't.  I bought it for Nathan this past Christmas, so I couldn't.  The camera not only told the truth (I ain't a toothpick), but added more like 50 pounds!!!

I wish I could blame the camera but I can't because I don't eat right.  For instance, today I had my coffee, which was nice and strong.  We by the whole bean by Myorga, oh that is some nice coffee.  I generally don't eat breakfast though I have been trying to.  I stopped at Carribou Coffee after classes today, which is like my third time ever.  I had a White Chocolate Mocha.  Oh my gosh, it rocked and I was wired after that.  I came home and made a turkey sandwich with swiss cheese and mustard on wheat bread.  I thought about grilling it but I was too lazy.  I had a nice tall glass of tea.  I like my tea "naked" no sugar or lemon added.  I find it really refreshing.

We had cheddarworst hotdogs and french fries for dinner.  We found dill relish which is a nice change from the normal sweet relish which we don't like.  We usually don't eat dinner until late, usually between 8pm and 9pm.  Well I get hungry before Nathan does but I don't want to eat dinner without him so I snack.  Before dinner I had a couple of beers which lead to having some of the pretzels I bought earlier in the week.  The pretzels weren't satisfying so I had some salt and vinegar potatoe chips.  Then I needed something sweet and I had an oatmeal cake by Little Debbie.  Boy those things are addicting.

Yeah, this is why I look like Uncle Fester.  I know better!  I'm a nurse for Pete's sake! Why the food that is not good for you tastes sooooo darn good!?  Just put a light bulb in my mouth and you'll see what I mean.

4 comments:

  1. lol very detailed any way i dont think you look like uncle fester much.

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  2. lol you do look like just a more happy version of him which is good

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  3. wow your blog made me lol! I understand where your coming from with some of your food choices{little debbie's cakes are my all time fav.}lol

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  4. UNCLE FESTER IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM THE ADAMS FAMILY LOL..... YOU DONT REALLY LOOK THAT MUCH LIKE HIM... YOU LOOK HAPPY AND NICE LOL :)

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